Some People Say Funny Things - But

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

They Always Use The Word 'insult' With Me, But I Don't Hurt Anybody. I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here If I Did. I Make Fun Of Everybody And Exaggerate All Our Insecurities.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.