When I Was 12, We Went From

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

Scottish-americans Tell You That If You Want To Identify Tartans, It's Easy - You Simply Look Under The Kilt, And If It's A Quarter-pounder, You Know It's A Mcdonald's.

When You Are Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, "has The Bus Come Yet?". If The Bus Came Would I Be Standing Here?

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.