When I Was Born I Was So

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.