When I Was A Kid My Parents

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.