My Wife Has To Be The Worst

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.