My Wife Met Me At The Door

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.