When Buying A New House ... Buy

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.