What You Want Most Out Of Life

Being On A Comedy Tour Is Like Traveling With Family, Everyone Is All Having A Great Time... Then All Of A Sudden It Turns Sour. One Thing Gets Said Out Of Turn, And Everyone Is On Everyone's Last Nerve. After An Hour Of Silence, We All Start Laughing About It.

When I First Got Money, I Went Through It Like Everybody Else, Because I Didn't Know. But, Right Now, I've Educated Myself And Placed Smart People Around Me. I Surrounded Myself With People Who Not Only Are Intelligent And Effective About Finances, Taxes, And Money Management, But They (also) Love Me.

A Lot Of Times We Expect People Who Get Money And Fame To Suddenly Become This "role Model" Or This "icon." That Ain't How It Works. Money And Fame - All It Does It Just Allows You To Be More Of Who You Really Are.

We Men Are Very Simple People: If We Like What We See, We’re Coming Over There. If We Don’t Want Anything From You, We’re Not Coming Over There. Period. Please Highlight This Part Right Here So You Can Always Remind Yourself The Next Time A Man Steps To You: A Man Always Wants Something. Always. And When It Comes To Women, That Plan Is Always To Find Out Two Things: (1) If You’re Willing To Sleep With Him, And (2) If You Are, How Much It Will Cost To Get You To Sleep With Him.

Your Career Is What You're Paid For. Your Calling Is What You're Made For.