Your Career Is What You're Paid For.

I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm On Tv For A Check.

All You Have To Do Is Speak Up. Tell Him Straight Up: "i Need You Here To Protect And Provide For Us, To Give Us Security In Our Lives, To Help Raise These Children, To Set An Example For This Boy, Who Needs To See What Real Men Do, And For This Girl, Who Needs To Know What A Real Man Is So She Can Find One Of Her Own Someday. I Need You To Be The Head Of This Family." Lay It Out Like This, And Your Requirements Will Trump His Mother's Every Time.

People See Me Laughing And Telling Jokes, But They Had No Idea After The Show Was Over, I Had No Joy In My Life, In My Heart.

I'm Still Very Much A Christian And Have A Great Relationship With God. I Love Him, But One Of My Flaws Is That I Cuss.

God Does Things For Us Because He Trusts Us; That When He Gives It To Us, That We Will Do The Right Thing. We'll Open Up Our Eyes And See The Plan He Has For Us. If We're Not Going To Open Up Our Eyes, Don't Worry - You're Not Going To Have It Long. You're Short-lived.