Being On A Comedy Tour Is Like

Don't Be Afraid To Lose Him, Because If A Man Truly Loves You, He's Not Going Anywhere

I Don't Rehearse On Either Of My Shows, 'family Feud' Or My Talk Show. I Never Rehearse With The Guests. I Don't Want To Have Any Preconceived Thoughts, Notions, Because That Kills My Creativity As A Host And As A Stand Up.

Let Him Treat You Like A Lady And Open The Car Door For You. If He Doesn't Automatically Open The Door For You, Stand By The Darn Thing And Don't Get Into The Vehicle Until He Realises He Needs To Get Hid Behind Out Of The Driver's Seat And Come Round And Open The Car Door For You. That's His Job!

I'm Not A Movie Star And I Know That.

I Was Homeless. I Lived In A Car For A Couple Of Years. That Was The Worst. But Nothing Was Worse Than When I Was 40 And My Mom Passed Away. My Mother Was The Best Person I Ever Knew. Those Were The Two Lowest Points.