Ads Place 1222

Background Image

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

-Rodney Dangerfield

Please Wait....
Translating....

What A Doctor I've Got - He's

Rodney Dangerfield

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

Views: 2

Topic

More From Rodney Dangerfield

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

Ads Place 3

Ads Place 2

Trending Author

Macaulay Culkin

A. Philip Randolph

Category

Ads Place 4

Ads Place 5