We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.