I Get So Happy When I Write

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

Husband: A Man Who Buys His Football Tickets Four Months In Advance And Waits Until The Day Before His Anniversary To Buy His Wife A Gift.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.