We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule.

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

I Went To Bali, And I Was In A Small Village, And Somebody Who Was With Me Showed A Woman A Little Figurine Of Bart And Asked: 'do You Know Who This Is?' And She Said: 'mickey Mouse.'

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.

Your Cable Television Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read Or Talk To Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations, As Years Of Tv Radiation Have Left Your Genitals Withered And Useless.

I Think In Daily Newspapers, The Way Comic Strips Are Treated, It's As If Newspaper Publishers Are Going Out Of Their Way To Kill The Medium.