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When Will I Learn? The Answers To Life's Problems Aren't At The Bottom Of A Bottle. They're On Tv!

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals... Except The Weasel.

I Thought I Was Going To Make Crazy Cartoons For The Rest Of My Life. I Didn't Think I'd Ever Get Paid For It, Didn't Think I Drew Well Enough, But I Knew It Made Me Happy.