Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.