The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!