If You Were The Only Person Left

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?