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If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.
-Mort Sahl
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If You Were The Only Person Left
Mort Sahl
If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.
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