One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.