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We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.