Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered

Law Number Xxxii: Hiring Consultants To Conduct Studies Can Be An Excellent Means Of Turning Problems Into Gold, Your Problems Into Their Gold.

Law Number V: One-tenth Of The Participants Produce Over One-third Of The Output. Increasing The Number Of Participants Merely Reduces The Average Output.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To Tread.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.