Law Number V: One-tenth Of The Participants

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

For Every Scientific (or Engineering) Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Social Reaction.

The Optimum Committee Has No Members.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

Law Number Xiv: After The Year 2015, There Will Be No Airplane Crashes. There Will Be No Takeoffs Either, Because Electronics Will Occupy 100 Percent Of Every Airplane's Weight.