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A Billion Saved Is A Billion Earned.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

Most Projects Start Out Slowly - And Then Sort Of Taper Off.

Too Often Technology Is Perceived As The Problem Rather Than The Solution; As Something To Be Avoided Rather Than Embraced. This Is About As Logical As My Daughter's Observing, While Our Family Was Driving Through An Unfamiliar City, "trying To Read A Map While Driving Causes All The Traffic Lights To Turn Green."

There Are No Lazy Veteran Lion Hunters.