Law Number Xxxii: Hiring Consultants To Conduct

A Hungry Dog Hunts Best. A Hungrier Dog Hunts Even Better.

Law Number Xv: The Last 10 Percent Of Performance Generates One-third Of The Cost And Two-thirds Of The Problems.

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

The Best Way To Make A Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Is To Begin With A Silk Sow. The Same Is True Of Money.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.