To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The

Yeah, We're Sweet But Savage, And I Think A Lot Of Canadians Are That Way.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.