I Would Rather Be A Security Guard

Most Of The People I Know In Bands, All They Are Concerned About Is Getting To Do The Next Record.

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.

However, We Couldn't Focus On The Films Much During The Series Because We're Dumb. Individually We're Smart Guys, But Together We're One Big Dumb Guy, And Couldn't Concentrate On Two Things At Once.

L.a. Woman Is Amazing, But When I Was Growing Up I Was Into The Who.