To Err Is Human - And To

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!