Did You Ever Figure To Be Living

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.