To Bring Up A Child In The

Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy Than Your Friend.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.