Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.