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I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.