They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying

You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can Tell Anything To.

I Like To Think Of Myself As 'hot-larious' I'm Cute, But I'm Totally Approachable.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.