I Like To Think Of Myself As

As Soon As A Women Gets To An Age Where She Has Opinions And She's Vital And She's Strong, She's Systematically Shamed Into Hiding Under A Rock.

I Think Fake Boobs Have Done Great Things For Real Boobs. I Think People Finally Appreciate Real Boobs. People Like Real Boobs. I Do. I Also Enjoy The Fact That They Are Life-nourishers.

I Didn't Feel So Different Until Maybe, Like, Around Third Grade. Kids Started Blaming Me For My People Killing Jesus.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I Grew Up In A House Where There Were No Taboos, So It Came Originally From A Pretty Innocent Place, Where I Was Shocked At The Things That Shocked People.