You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.

I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

I'm All Sentimental. I've Probably Been Ruined By Romantic Movies, But I Really Do Believe In Love. I've Experienced It, I've Had It, So I Know It's Real.