I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

I Didn't Lose My Virginity Until I Was Twenty-six. Nineteen Vaginally, But Twenty-six What My Boyfriend Calls "the Real Way".

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll Be White Black.

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.