There's Nothing More Fun Than Entertaining Kids.

I Like Definitive Things.

Anyone Who Would Laugh At A Recital Is Probably Some Sort Of Lunatic Anyway. I Mean, Only A Sick, Twisted Mind Could Be That Rude And Ignorant.

A Two-year-old Is Kind Of Like Having A Blender, But You Don't Have A Top For It.

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.