There Are Days When It Takes All

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!