It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.