The Self-prepared Dinner Is A Great Time

Writer's Block Is A Fancy Term Made Up By Whiners So They Can Have An Excuse To Drink Alcohol.

The Presence Of Excessive Wealth Puts An Unnatural Spin On The Appreciation Of Art.

Acting Is Collaborative Because You Are Working With Another Actor, And It's Almost Like A Two-man Juggling Team. You Have To Really Be In Sync.

I Happened To Take A Photo, And There Was My Wife, My Dog And My Banjo, All In The Same Shot - And I Thought, "oh, That's Like A Family Portrait Right There."

Comedy Is A Distortion Of What Is Happening, And There Will Always Be Something Happening.