Writer's Block Is A Fancy Term Made

Love Is A Promise Delivered Already Broken.

A Celebrity Is Any Well-known Tv Or Movie Star Who Looks Like He Spends More Than Two Hours Working On His Hair.

The Operation Was A Success, But I'm Afraid The Doctor Is Dead.

The Only Thing That Bothers Me Is If I'm In A Restaurant And I'm Eating And Someone Says, 'hey, Mind If I Smoke?' I Always Say, 'no. Mind If I Fart?

Mirabelle Is Attractive; It's Just That She Is Never The First Or Second Girl Chosen.