Comedy Is A Distortion Of What Is

If I Screw Up Raising My Kids, Nothing I Achieve Will Matter Much.

Somewhere In The World Is...the World's Worst Doctor And He Could Be Yours.

Bad Psychoanalysis Would Say I Enjoyed Pleasing People, Working Really Hard And Pleasing People, Which Is Probably Related To My Father In Some Way. But I Really Liked Working Hard. When I Worked At Disneyland, I'd Do 12 Hours Straight And Go Home Thrilled.

The Operation Was A Success, But I'm Afraid The Doctor Is Dead.

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.