The President Met With Bp Ceo Tony

Rick Perry Is Now Saying He Thinks That Barack Obama's Birth Certificate Is Fake. I Think Perry May Have Faked His Driver's License.

Here In New York City You Can Now Walk Around Smoking Weed And All They Will Do If They See You Is Write You A Ticket. Unfortunately, The Ticket Will Be To A Jets Game.

Weak Coffee Is The Greatest Sin Against Humanity.

Back When We Started This Show, The Hottest Program On Television Was 'keeping Up With The Gabors.'

If You Didn’t Believe It Before — And It’s Easy To Understand How You Might Have Been Sceptical On This Point — If You Didn’t Believe It Before, You Can Absolutely Believe It Now: New York City Is The Greatest City In The World.