Rick Perry Is Now Saying He Thinks

Keep In Mind That Your Individual Vote Doesn't Mean Anything.

A Lot Of Issues Were On The Ballots. In New York City There Was Proposition 14. That Would Put A Ceiling On The Number Of Late-night Talk Shows. And California Passed Proposition 21. That Would Change Guacamole Officially To Guac.

Number One Way Life Would Be Different If Dogs Ran The World: All Motorists Must Drive With Head Out Window.

One Of The Remarkable Things About Being 19 Is That You Can Break Open A Case Of Warm Beer At Midnight And Still Be Wide-eyed And Alert For Your Eight-a.m. Class. And That Gave Me The False Impression That My Life Would Always Be Like That.

It's The First Day Of Spring. That Means This Weekend I'll Take Down My Christmas Lights.