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You Know, Sarah Palin Is The Governor Of Alaska, You Know That. And She's A Lifelong Member Of The National Rifle Association. So Great, Is What I'm Thinking, Another Vice President That Shoots A Drinking Buddy; Just Get Ready.

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

You've Got To Be Careful Smoking Weed. It Causes Memory Loss. And Also, It Causes Memory Loss.

Iraq Is So Bad That President Obama Phoned Hillary Clinton And Asked Her If She Could Start Early.