The Only Way To Survive Is To

I Worked In Accounting For Two And A Half Years, Realized That Wasn't What I Wanted To Do With The Rest Of My Life, And Decided I Was Just Going To Give Comedy A Try.

You Never Know When You'll Come Upon Something And It's Going To Be Fodder For New Material.

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

I Think Everyone Probably Starts Out Sounding Like Someone Else, But Gradually You Develop Your Own Sound.