You Never Know When You'll Come Upon

I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

But I Really Believe That If You Have The Ability, There Is An Obligation To Make People Laugh

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The Best Advice I Could Give Someone Trying To Get Into The Comedy Field Is To Take Advantage Of Every Opportunity You Have To Work To Hone Your Skills.