I Worked In Accounting For Two And

I Don't Have A Show Anymore. I Don't Have A Check Coming In Every Week. This Is Important To Me, I Got To Score A Million Tonight Or It Could All Be Over.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.

There Are A Lot Of Questions I Keep Asking Myself About Why I Do Comedy. I Guess I Laugh To Keep From Crying. And I Guess If You Ever Get Me Crying, I Might Not Stop. This Is The Way I Look At Tragedy Or Else I'll Cry.

People With A Sense Of Humor Tend To Be Less Egocentric And More Realistic In Their View Of The World And More Humble In Moments Of Success And Less Defeated In Times Of Travail.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.