The Only Issue Cash Presents You Is

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

Ronald Reagan Just Signed The New Tax Law. But I Think He Was In Hollywood Too Long. He Signed It, 'best Wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

In 1932, Lame Duck President Herbert Hoover Was So Desperate To Remain In The White House That He Dressed Up As Eleanor Roosevelt. When Fdr Discovered The Hoax In 1936, The Two Men Decided To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Children.