If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be

People Are Brought Up To Think, "it's Nice To Be Modest. It's Nice To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel." Well, Bullshit! I've Never Bought That. In My Business, The Only Thing You've Really Got Is Your Talent; It's The Only Thing You Have To Sell.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

From The Time I Was A Little Kid, I Was Always Shy. Performing Was When I Was Outgoing. So I Guess I Am A Loner. I Get Claustrophobia If A Lot Of People Are Around.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.

The Only Thing Money Gives You Is The Freedom Of Not Worrying About Money.