The Less You Know About A Field,

You Know I Have Been Issued A Public Urination Pass By The City Because Of My Condition. Unfortunately, My Little Brother Ran Out Of The House With It This Morning. Him And His Friends Are Probably Peeing All Over The City.

Festivus For The Restivus!

I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.

Men Want To Make Women Happy.

The Greatest Thing About Being A Comedian Is Knowing Other Comedians. And You Get To Talk To Them. Its The Most Fun.